Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	970	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Towns Built:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	119	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	86	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ores Mined:	7986	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7046

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.