Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4268	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Chimeras Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Potions Brewed:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9819
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	480
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Emeralds Found:	5697	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!