Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	516	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Emeralds Found:	6091

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2326	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	36720	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ores Mined:	9671	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.