Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7938	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	543
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	278

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2675
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	4792

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	6335
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	1606	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	338
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	185

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!