Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1923
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
New Chunks Explored:	147998	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1628
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dimension Hops:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	7453
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	685516
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	3866
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Void Gems Collected:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.