Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	2193

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2837
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Dragon Eggs Found:	1648	Buildings Constructed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4875
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6437
Potions Brewed:	28	Zombie Dances:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.