Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mines Excavated:	3784
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2736	Villages Defended:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4062
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Items Found:	4147	Enchantments Applied:	155
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2709	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8777
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!