Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8537
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Crops Grown:	3764	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Star Shards Collected:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Mines Excavated:	3911	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Crops Grown:	8622	Animals Bred:	118
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	5923

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	970
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Animals Bred:	104	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mines Excavated:	2832	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7384	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9880	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Emeralds Found:	9499	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	119

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.