Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragon Eggs Found:	8937
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3079

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	7837
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Emeralds Found:	7125
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	6429
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	582	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	637362
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.