Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3709	Emeralds Found:	8449
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Farms Harvested:	984	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5532	Enchantments Applied:	168

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Potions Brewed:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7757
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.