Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	5590
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Potions Brewed:	151	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2488
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Crops Grown:	7602
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7349
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Falling into the Void:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.