Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	198526
Star Shards Collected:	181	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	75
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3474	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	105
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
New Chunks Explored:	25686	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	253
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Villages Defended:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8801	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.