Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	519	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6173
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2495	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5747	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Towns Built:	10
Star Shards Collected:	225	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimension Hops:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.