Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	9320

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2992
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	5432	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	3753	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	191

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Animals Bred:	157
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Players Killed by Monsters:	8526

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.