Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1521
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3415	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Buildings Constructed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	5558	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Towns Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2333
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	8378

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	107883	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	882000
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3374
Void Gems Collected:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.