Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HOPE MC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WaterFunNetWork

LifeSteal, PvP

WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mines Excavated:	4359
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	88
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2441
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	315	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.