Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Farms Harvested:	612
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MelonSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The MelonSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.

MelonSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.

Servers are on 1.19.2+

– org.melonsmp.net

Bedrock: IP: org.melonsmp.net Port: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8954	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zedpixel-Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Zedpixel Network is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to both Regular and Cracked players. Our server’s player base is intermittently growing since it’s first released, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying their time here with our beloved community. Can’t wait to play? Join hub.zedpixelnetwork.mk now! Zedpixel Network (Play Level-up Flex)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GlowCraftOpPrison

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

GlowCraft is brought to you by GlowCraft. We’re a group that creates different type of servers. For a start, we’ve created a Op Prison Server to welcome all of those players who are interested to advance through the ranks. We’ve multiple ranks for all of our players to rank to and different benefits that come with it.

At the moment, we do not have any players, however we’re hoping to get players to join and stay in our server. With the help of the community, we’ll be able to bring all of our players a better gaming experience.

A prison server is where players are given a starting rank. With the default rank, they are limited to some warps where they can mine to earn money. With their earnings, they would pay the price of ranking up. In GlowCraft, we would also have multiple events like Mine Parties. This is to encourage players to join and also strengthen the bond between the community. The economy in GlowCraft is controlled and managed. Thus, the chances of inflation is highly impossible

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Rosefall

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Rosefall

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you. Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies. Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot! Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world. User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start! Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks. Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly! Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	629235
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Classic Survival

Survival Games

Minecraft Survival Server, many useful plugins (mcMMO, easy timber, economy, rank-up, PvP off, land claim…) Spartan anti-cheat , anti-grief , upgrades on daily basis, any improvements let me know on discord many thanks

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2287
Runes Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3015	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	6945
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.