Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ores Mined:	6989
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	184

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FableSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A Hardcore and Combat Fueled SMP where PvPing and Griefing are allowed anywhere. Your goal is to become the richest by killing Players and getting into Leaderboards for a free Rank.

– Griefing & PvP ALLOWED!

JOIN US TODAY! JAVA: play.fablesmp.com BEDROCK: be.fablesmp.com DISCORD: https://fablesmp.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TheVanillaProject

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to TheVanillaProject! This is a server aiming to keep the overall gameplay as vanilla as possible. There are a few commands that will make the gameplay a bit more multiplayer-friendly, and does not alter the gameplay in any major way.

We are a growing, active, mature and constructive community, helping make the server a more fun place to be!

The server is hosted on professional enterprise-grade hardware by passionate minecraft server owners that care about the community and makes sure everyone has the best experience possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Malaysia Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A malaysian hub that consists of multiple server like smp, minigames, faction and many more! This server is also a cross-play between java and bedrock which allows you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VideoTalk18 MC Server

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Videotalk 18+, your ultimate destination for an immersive and diverse Minecraft experience! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds, and adventure awaits around every corner. Our server network offers a variety of gameplay modes that cater to all types of players.

Embark on a thrilling Skyblock adventure filled with unique quests and upgrades that will test your survival skills and strategic thinking. Forge alliances, build your island empire, and become the master of the skies.

Unleash your imagination on our Creative Server, where you’ll discover unique plot layouts that serve as the canvas for your architectural masterpieces. Express yourself, collaborate with fellow builders, and bring your wildest creations to life.

For those who love a good challenge and quick-paced fun, our Minigames Server is the place to be. We’re constantly evolving, taking recommendations for new games, and updating classics to keep the excitement fresh. Compete with friends or make new ones as you jump into a world of thrilling mini-adventures.

Step into a realm of epic proportions on our RPG/Survival Server. Immerse yourself in a rich narrative with quests, dungeons, and custom mobs and items. Whether you’re a lone wanderer or part of a formidable group, the challenges and rewards will keep you coming back for more.

What sets us apart is our commitment to inclusivity – our servers are fully cross-compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions, ensuring that everyone can join the fun regardless of their platform. So, gather your friends, sharpen your skills, and join us on Videotalk 18+ for an unforgettable Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Solcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Swedish Minecraft Server with roots from 2011-2015 which is now relaunched with the same old map for new players to explore.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ainu Middle-Earth

Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our server is an adventure Lord of the Rings Mod Roleplay server, filled with dungeons and rewards for building, roleplay, and adventuring! Come join and create a story of your own in Middle-Earth!

We are a Modded server, please use the links below to be able to join!

⫸Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/ainulindale-lotr.1781195

⫸Curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ainulindale-official-server/files/3663087

⫸Come join our welcoming community on Discord!: https://discord.gg/ainulindale

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HideOut

Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

𝐇𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐎𝐮𝐭 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 The best Balkan Minecraft server!

𝗦𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼: • Type: [cracked]

• Version: 1.8+ • Server IP: hideout.wtf

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Scavenged Shores

Mini Games, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay

Scavenged Shores is a unique pirate-themed RPG server with never seen before custom content. Breaking the boundaries and limitations of Minecraft, Scavenged Shores allows you to set sail on a large pirate ship with your friends to explore a vibrant map full of life, treasure and foes.

If PvE isn’t your style, challenge other players to a duel with access to a variety of unique weapons and skills to take down all that oppose you. Alternatively, Scavenged Shores offers a peaceful playstyle of exploration and building, with the availability of customizable islands created and owned by you.

This server is a project made from love and passion, so come join the community to be part of something new and meaningful!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimension Hops:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9556
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw18.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.18.2 Modpack

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.