Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	798222
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Legion Network – Factions / Survival

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BoxMiningX

Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP

BoxMiningX is a Prison mainly server where you need to grind, mine, kill bosses and players to evolve and become the richest.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Isaiahman03 Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	83807
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7912

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SkinCraft Survival and Economy

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HoneyBerryMC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

HoneyberryMC:

HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Animals Bred:	57
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RainMasYand

Cross-Play, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crops Grown:	4940	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Void Gems Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	2043

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.