Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FieldscraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

FieldscraftMC, a server in constant development, custom survival mode compatible with Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Earth Civilizations SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lostshard

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.

Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. **You won’t find another server like this.**

Discord: https://discord.gg/9MVkkGqyax

IP: lostshard.club

MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ItherioMC

Cracked, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, Perks, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival

ItherioMC Networkis a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

ABYSS SMP🔰 No griefing.⚔️ PvP enabled.🛡️ Claim Protection💰 Player Economy🗳️ Free Vote Ranksand More…———————————–SUPREME ONEBLOCK💀 PvP Arena🐉 Custom End🗺️ World Borders📛 Custom Tags 🔔 Envoysand More…

ItherioMC Minecraft Server play.itheriomc.com ; cracked.itheriomc.com [1.8 – 1.20.x ] https://discord.gg/itheriomc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

crossplay, Factions, Network, PvP, Skyblock, smp

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!

Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall. LokoCraft offers a thrilling and immersive factions gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

🏰 Factions: Create your own faction or join forces with others to dominate the expansive world of LokoCraft. Build towering fortresses, strategize your attacks, and form unbreakable alliances to become the ruling force on the server. Will you be a diplomatic powerhouse or a ruthless conqueror?

💎 Rankups: Progress through our dynamic ranking system as you amass wealth, power, and influence. From humble beginnings, climb the ranks to unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities. Only the most formidable players will reach the pinnacle of power.

🛒 Shop: Immerse yourself in a bustling economy with our carefully curated in-game shop. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become the economic mastermind of LokoCraft. Use your wealth to strengthen your faction and ensure dominance in the ever-evolving world.

⚔️ Custom PvP Arenas: Prove your combat prowess in our custom PvP arenas. Engage in intense battles, participate in tournaments, and showcase your skills to the entire server. Glory and rewards await those who emerge victorious!

🔒 Secure Your Territory: Utilize our advanced land claiming system to protect your hard-earned territory from rival factions. Fortify your base with impenetrable defenses and ensure that only the worthy can breach your walls.

🌍 Explore a Dynamic World: Immerse yourself in a vast and dynamic world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and challenging landscapes. Explore the depths of the earth and the heights of the sky to discover the secrets that LokoCraft has to offer.

🎉 Events and Challenges: Participate in regular events and challenges that will test your skills and provide unique rewards. From epic boss battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on LokoCraft.

Join LokoCraft now and become a legend in the world of factions! Will you rise to power, forge alliances, and conquer the realm, or will you succumb to the forces that seek to overthrow you? The adventure awaits – embark on it now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MasonSMP

MCMMO, Survival

– Claim your own land in the server (with loads of blocks to claim! Unlimited claims!) – Unlimited homes – TPA plugin – 1.7.2-1.19.4 support – Latest version native – mcMMO – Dynmap [ http://masonsmp.my.pebble.host:8100 ] [Hide yourself: /dynmap hide]

– Bedrock support (IP: masonsmp.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25594)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FearBox

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackIsAwesome

Survival

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bricks Network

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

Battles, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Discord, Dungeons, Jobs, mmorpg, Mystery, Npcs, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish

Welcome to Rosefall 🌹

Check Our Teasers In Our Discord!

BETA FEB 2024

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.

🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.

🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!

🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.

🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!

🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Flashbang s Roleplay

Roleplay

RO- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

EN- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

Auctionhouse, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bedwars, Chess, Chesscraft, Customadditions, Customadvancements, Customenchants, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Duels, Economy, Explodingarrows, Familyfriendly, Familyowned, Hungergames, java, Jobs, Kidfriendly, Magic, Maze, Minigames, Paintball, Parkour, Pvparena, Quests, smp, Soccer, Spells, Survival, Teams, Tntrun, Vanilla, wands

Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Java and Bedrock. Version 1.18 – 1.20.4!Grief prevention, minigames, ranks, jobs, economy, and custom plugins. Something for everyone–beginners to expert!

Our server is modest in size; we have about 1000 total players and 60 regular players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

We have bedwars, duels, soccer, quests, paintball, parkour, mazes, spleef, hunger games, jobs, chess, tntrun, and a custom pvp arena with boss battles and NPC fights.

Want a unique experience not found on any other SMP?? We have custom-scripted magic wands, potions, and weapons found only on ObiWorld! Need help figuring out what to do?? Our players and staff are very helpful! Need in-game money for the auction house…get a job in one of our 11 professions. There are so many things to do on ObiWorld!

No computer? Don’t worry, we have Bedrock and Java crossplay. You can play on your mobile device!

Java IP: play.obiworldmc.comBedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973Check out our website at www.obiworldmc.comEmail us at [email protected]

==================================================================================================================Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I keep up with the chat when I’m not in game. In fact, all of our staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. Most of our players are between 8 and 16 years old, while most of our staff are older teens or twenties, and even two 40+ year olds!

Additionally, I can tag your child’s account to only be playable on Obiworld if staff are online. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and let us know you want your child tagged for supervision. If your child joins and no staff are online, he/she will be kicked from the server within a few seconds.

Furthermore, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. We don’t accept money on our minecraft server, discord server, or website.

Finally, we have a licensed Speech-Language Pathologist that helps the staff manage miscommunications between players and their many native languages that are on our server. You won’t find another server like ObiWorld.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	7107
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aussie Hermitcrabs

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Description: Aussie Hermitcrabs is a Hermit Craft-style semi-vanilla SMP based in Australia. We’ve recently started a new world for 1.18 so we’re looking for some new members to kick off a new adventure with.

The new world has a communal village inside a ring of mountains, some shops (and a diamond based economy) but also lots of trade and goodwill. We’re looking for experience players looking for a fresh start or total Minecraft newbies looking to learn within a community. We currently have a small world border so we have lots of fresh ground to expand into later.

We have a whitelist and take applications through discord. We also have an age limit, so adults only please. Hit us up with an application if you want to join a hermit-style community.

How to apply for whitelist: 1. Join our discord https://discord.gg/dcgUpcA39W 2. Go to the #Applications channel 3. Read the pinned message 4. Fill out an application and chat with us

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mines Excavated:	4302
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HellTech Network

Survival

An offline mode server network that lets you feel free.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5112	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cloud Survival

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Cloud Survival

Cloud Survival is a brand new survival multiplayer server. We have keep inventory on, and aim to be a stable and friendly community! Swearing is allowed, but you are able to toggle off messages that contain swears, with our optional /familychat command! Come hangout, and relax.

A few of our features include, but are not limited to;– Classic golden shovel claiming system, to protect your precious builds.– Griefing and stealing, not allowed.– Create income by selling your obtained items.– Create shops, and buy and sell with other players.– Keep inventory on, not to worry about losing your items.– Rank up system, with very rewarding perks, such as /magiccarpet, /nick– Optionally use your in-game money to buy temporary fly mode, or protect yourself from phantoms automatically.– Use your in-game money to buy effects that last for two weeks! night vision, haste, etc.

– Capture pets, tame them, name them, have them help you in survival combat, and more!

IP: play.cloudsurvival.nethttp://discord.cloudsurvival.nethttps://map.cloudsurvival.nethttps://store.cloudsurvival.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.