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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1489 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3662 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.