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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5610 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.