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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2757 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 584 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!
Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!
Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!