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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6113 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Votes: | 4275 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 258 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the existential dread of hoarding worthless shit in real life by hoarding virtual diamonds instead!
Join us and explore a world filled with massive antique malls where you can collect all the funko pops your heart desires. But beware, the 50yboys are lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a duel for the rarest items!
Don’t be just another cattle in the herd of life, join our server and build your own empire of worthless treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why humans hoard so much shit in the first place!