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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3848 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 9414 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.
So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?