Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Emeralds Found: 3715
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Villages Defended: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 Alien Abductions: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Farms Harvested: 319

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • WeddingCraftUber

    WeddingCraftUber
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

    So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

    UnhealthyEatsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CreeperConfessions

    CreeperConfessions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

    OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Animals Bred: 46 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

    Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
    come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

    Planet SMP Server Overview

    Server Type Adventure
    Goal Unlock planets using in-game currency
    Features Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
    Discord discord.gg/planetsmp
    Store Planet SMP | Home
    Server IP play.planetsmp.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I unlock planets? Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
    Are there cosmetics available? Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
    Can I join the community Discord? Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
    Is real money involved in unlocking planets? No, only in-game currency is used

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Guideless Minecraft Server

    Guideless Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

    2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

    3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

    4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 52 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 466
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Mines Excavated: 1881

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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