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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3620 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Mines Excavated: | 3797 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Star Shards Collected: | 182 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
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