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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9824 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 624684 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
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PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
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