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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1416 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4548 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
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PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.