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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2156 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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