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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4294 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
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