so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 9103
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Mines Excavated: 4931
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1153
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5539 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Star Shards Collected: 196

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 331691
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2563 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Villages Defended: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Animals Bred: 109 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!

    WordCraft – Build, Mine, Create!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Only the bravest and most daring players can unlock the chest and claim the riches within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Need a giant rainbow slide that leads to a land made entirely of candy? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way? It’s time to unleash your inner goofball and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2308 Runes Activated: 1
    Villages Defended: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

    MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists
    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

    And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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