so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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