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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9060 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2772 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.