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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8182 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
New Chunks Explored: | 326272 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6868 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.