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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4162 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 8351 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.