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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9203 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Mines Excavated: | 4280 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.