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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 6135 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2459 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.