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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2462 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 7479 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.