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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8944 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.