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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9156 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.