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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5353 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5330 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.