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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3865 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 229041 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.