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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9601 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 391 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1819 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.