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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5918 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.