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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 166 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7948 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7823 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.