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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5382 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.