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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4115 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7706 | Crops Grown: | 1996 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.