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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7728 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mini-game where you can battle it out with giant flying squids armed with laser beams!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out). See you in the game, fellow blockheads! <3