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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3817 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 328 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? No problem, our server has diamond rainstorms every hour!
But wait, there’s more! How about going on a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots out bacon bits at your enemies? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of zombie villagers?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!